trust:

do you ever want to just yell in someones face to date you

(Quelle: trust)

poopflow:

"why do you reblog your own posts"

because im thirsty for notes what the fuck does it look like

easied:

*this pizza serves 4-6 people*

bitch, the only person eating this pizza is me

fawnah:

WHEN YOU THINK SOMEONE LIKES YOU
AND THEN THEY GET IN A RELATIONSHIP WITH SOMEONE ELSE
JOKES ON ME
AHAHAHAHAAH